January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!!……. Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’ April Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!! May Tried to [...]

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest Sook. The  first one says, “My dad is so scared that when there is thunder  & lightning , he hides under our bed.” The  second kid says, “That’s nothing. My dad is so scared that when my  Mum works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman [...]

A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco’s supermarketand asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole headsof lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, [...]

In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet , Hertfordshire lives a lady by thename Linda Lykes She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts. The Postie laughs with every delivery